Saturday, June 5, 2004

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Dante's Inferno

WENT TO A PARTY, MUM I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say;
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.



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Friday, May 28, 2004

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drinking & driving

"Stories ARE Lies That Reveal the Truth. Art is a window thats not all cannabis see through. Music is a life thats not all live cannabis. Those Who Know, see, and feel Are The truely Gifted. "
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Phoenix Tears Type 6

Saturday, March 20, 2004

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Quote



little to think about!

first If you choke a smurf, what may be his face paint?



:: Um, illogical? Then you can not strangle a Smurf ... the email already dead * Muhahahaha *. Oh well ... erm .. a. .. uh they'll be purple, jepp ... uh, really have to get a little experiment here ...: rub my hands togheter evily and looks aroud myself for the unfortunate wictim (The Smurf), hehe That dosn't sound fun, the smurf, said in english, oh my poor, poor humor: * sigh * well ... oh, There It Is, sitting so peacefully on the mushroom ...: sneaks up behind the Smurf and Ponce on it, the while wrapping my hands around it's neck: * Muhahahaha *, aha, now email is scientifically proven: If you choke a smurf, his face purple: Told u so: * stick my tongue out childishly and push the .. onfortunate, and kind of coughdeadcough Smurf in my bed *: Nothing to see here folks:::

second Why are there not cat food with the taste of mice?
:: as you can not do work for the cats nor * freak *: look condescendingly on the idiot who dared to be heard: * humpf *:: third Why not shrink when it rains?

:: ehh ...* Blinks owlishly *... erm ...::

4th Why is the pool when it just is fifteen balls on the table?

:: ergh, it would not like let lote strange if you said to his friends, come on let's go and play fifteen or 'bump-balls-with-a-long pin-down-in-a-lot -hole-and-not-meet-the-black '... jo a billiard sounds probably better .. hm?::

5th Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

:: some sadistic bastard with too much time (which simply felt for messing) * muahahaha *::

6th How will the guy who drives the snowplow to work in the morning?

:: pfffh, stupid question * hit myself in the head at Obvious stupitity *, they put on a huge hair dryer until the plow of course! * Looks to the idiots as patronizing as only I Can *::

7th If a deaf sign an oath, when the mother wash his hands with soap?

:: no idea ... but it would of course was a little weird if he did not wash their hands if he did not swear ... just a thought ...::

8th Is infertility hereditary?

:: DUH! Of course! * Mutters something about idiots ... six, and walks away rolling my eyes *::

9th Now, if nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they then set it to the pan?

:: blink ... blink ... good question ... blink ...::

10th If you glue down a sandwich at the back of a cat and drop it from three meters high, will the cat land on feet or sandwich with the butter down?

:: oh a challange * squeals like a sugar high child and jumps to my feet *, I simply must test it Immediately! * Runs away to find a cat or a sandwich *... sometime later ...* sulks *... found a cat, But no sandwich, Do They just simply disapeared * looks around suspiciously for the culprit *::

11th If you are trying to prove Murphy's Law, it will be wrong?

:: Of course not!!::

12th Is there another word for synonym?

:: one synomym is a synomyn, period.::

13th Who is General Failure, and why he reads my hard disk?

:: Well Probably none coz; General Means, 'general' and Failure, 'wrong'. : Just a little to boring to come up with an witty retort right now:::

14th If super glue sticks to everything now, why not stick to the inside of the tube?

:: lets see, who's read chemistry ... hm ... maybe bacause Lim reacts with the O in the Air ...::

15th How to pay National Bank for its first printing money?

:: they robbed someone rich 'poor' seat, bought the press note and gave back what they took, convenient huh?! that way no one loses on the deal ...::

16th If love is blind, why is it so popular with sexy lingerie?

:: mmmh, why not just go nude! * Hehe *::

17th If a has-paw brings happiness, what happened to the hare?

:: poor bunny * sob *::

18th Why do you make an appointment with a psychic?

:: they may well not know everything either!::

19th Why called the rush hour when cars drive like the slowest?

:: to make it sound a bit more Exciting ... well how skulled et let with, forgive me for e late, 'snail traffic' ida 'again ... well ... mean a precise, one can and be Misunderstood ...::

Update [16:14]: Saturday, March 6, 2004

Saturday, March 6, 2004

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Lite (perks) to consider ...

"No matter how hard people try, life is always 100% fatal." source:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=933698&chapter=14
I Have to write about last week I think I did something fun ... But I can not remember exactly What .... um ..... Have to figure that out first.....I'll maybe write about it tomorrow...don't have any lust (swe) to do it right now......

Sunday, February 1, 2004

Radio Shack Exchange Without Reciept

quote of the week

Aut vincere aut mori: Either to conquer or to die

Non semper erit aestas: It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times) Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis: All things change and we change with them

Veritas vos liberabit: The truth shall make you free Abyssus abyssum invocat: Hell calls hell (one mistake leads to another)

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

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Latin sayings / expressions

“Only people who don’t know how to play with fire get burned”

“Only fires which stay unchanging, get tamed”

Cake Ideas For My Mom's Birthday

Expression ... P. ..

We are many guards of a precious gate Sometimes we lean backward and sometimes we stand straight Some of us are short and some are tall We never quit the fight but we might fall We wear war paint and cover in black
We always defend but never will attack
(Hint: Two Words

(Hint 2: First word starts with “e”

(Hint 3: Second Word starts with “l”




sehsal eye :rewsna

Sunday, January 25, 2004

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Riddle 3

1) Austrian lives in a red house.
2) The Morroccan keeps dogs.
3) The Italian drinks tea.
4) The Green house is on the left of the White.
5) The man in the Green house drinks Coffee.
6) The person who eats Apples keeps Birds.
7) The owner of the Yellow house eats Kiwi.
8) The man living in the center house drinks Milk.
9) The American lives in the first house.
10) The man who eats Pears lives next to the one who keeps Cats.
11) The man who keeps Horses lives next to the man who eats Kiwi.
12) The owner who eats Oranges drinks Soda.
13) The Canadian eats Grapes.
14) The American lives next door to the Blue house.

People: Austrian, Morroccan, Italian, American, Canadian
Pets: Dogs, Cats, Birds, Horses, and Fish
Fruits: Apples, Kiwi, Pears, Oranges, and Grapes
Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Milk, Soda, Wine
Houses: Red, Green, White, Yellow, Blue
Match who eats/drinks what/has which pet/lives in which house.

Does Mrs. Fields Have A Stock Number?

Riddle 2 Riddle

You find me in cars, you find me in hats,
You can usually find me in a cat.
You see me in eggs, you see me in trees,
You couldn't talk without me.
You hear me in chimes, you see me in pigs,
Without me a bald man can't wear a wig.
You find me in dogs, you hear me in song,
Sorry this poem took so long.
You find me in mugs, and out and about,
Without me you couldn't shout!

What am I???????

lewoV :rewsnA

Discharge Instead Of Period?



Think I've to write a little about what happened last week.....but anyways I found something om FF.net I just wanted to put in here:

Quotes:
1. “Twice and twice shall he be marked;
Twice to live, and twice to die.
Once the heron, to set his path;
Twice the heron, to name him true.
Once the dragon, for remembrance lost;
Twice the dragon, for the price he must pay.” – Robert Jordan; a prophecy of the Dragon Reborn in his Wheel of Time series, book two, The Great Hunt.

2. “Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown.

3. “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Altito.

4. “Wit is cultured insolence.” – Aristotle.

5. “Suppose you’re in a hypothetical situation…” – Steve Wechsler.

6. “Illiterate? Write for help!” – Anonymous.

7. “It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood.

8. “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

(I got the next few off some signs at a souvenir shop)
1. “Home sweet home is far from this dump.”

2. “Some days I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.”

3. “Friends are there to hear the song in my heart and clue me into it when my memory fails.”

4. “When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”

5. "A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt (I got it off of Sea Chelle; her other ones are relly good too)

6. "I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?"

7. "I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!"

8. "If all the world's a stage, then men need better roles."
(um, most of this stuff comes off of keychains at Spencer gifts)

9. "It's been lovely, But I Have to SCREAM now. "

10th" To love another person is to see the face of God. "- Les Miserables, disc 2 on the CD

Source:
http://www.fanfiction.net/ profile.php? id = 373 186

Saturday, January 24, 2004

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Quotes and Other Strange Things


Frozen water on Mars



Mars Express has taken a number of high-resolution images of Mars. The picture shows a channel that probably created by water.


Photo: ESA



MOISTURE ON March

The middle image shows the presence of carbon dioxide and the left water in the form of ice. The right image shows the surface of Mars looks to the human eye.

Photo: ESA
Life Signs from Spirit
Frozen water on Mars
Mars Express found ice at the South Pole

On Friday came news scientists had hoped for:
Mars Express has found water ice on Mars' south pole.
At the same time new, detailed images of the mythical planet.
The European satellite Mars Express is in orbit around the Red Planet have detected frozen water on Mars' south pole. At lunchtime on Friday gave the European Space Agency, ESA, press conference about the discovery. North Pole is the largest of the two poles, where scientists have previously noted that there is frozen water.
ice is water and carbon dioxide


It is called a spectrometer, which analyzes the visible and infrared light from the sun reflected in the March area, which has detected hydrogen in ishättan. Hydrogen combined with oxygen to form water, type TT. The ice is also composed of frozen carbon dioxide.
Already in March 2002, NASA's Odyssey indications that there were large quantities of water ice at the South Pole. Mars Express Images became confirmation NASA waiting for.
Water in liquid form is a prerequisite for food and sustain life. Therefore, the researchers have high hopes that even find evidence of life on the Red Planet.
New detailed images

Esa was perfectly overwhelmed with information on Friday, in that it also had a large quantity of new, detailed images with very high resolution.
images show something like sediment at the bottom of the rivers that cut through March valleys and dust clouds that hover over the crater edges, reports BBC News.
While Esa triumphed NASA struggled to reconnect with his March Robot Spirit has fallen silent after a promising start to the Martian surface. Early on Friday morning you should have had a brief contact with Spirit.
The robot Beagle 2, which was let down by the Mars Express is considered to have been lost.


Source: http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0, 2789,423295,00. Html



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Friday, January 23, 2004

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Martian news

Death Snips Proud Men
by Carl Sandburg Written in 1920th


Death Is Stronger Than all the governance must because "the governance must
ARE but and but die And Then
death laughs: Now you see 'em, now you do not.
Death Is Stronger Than All but proud and so death
snips proud but on the nose, throws a pair of dice and says: Read 'em and weep. Death sends a radiogram every day: When I want you I'll drop in--and then one day he comes with a master-key and lets himself in and says: We'll go now. Death is a nurse mother with big arms: 'Twon't hurt
you at all; it's your time now; just need a
long sleep, child; what have you had anyhow better than sleep? PN: Composition date is unknown - the above date represents the first publication date.

Thursday, January 15, 2004

Youth Correctional Camp

Poem - Death Snips Proud Men

Okey so here is a little advice to those who wants to call a little cheaper ;) just go in on the site www.skype.com and download the program...here is a little explanation about what it is though : Skype is free and simple software That Will enable you to make free calls anywhere in the world in minutes.

And if you can read Swedish here is a site där you-can read more abou it:
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Monday, January 5, 2004

Suitcase Winnie The Pooh

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July 1 o New Year with all sorts of goodies so you need to maybe do a few new holes in the belt or belt ... Here is a suggestion of how you can reverse the effects of Christmas ...



WEIGHT LOSS WITH DIET NIPPER

People are Always looking for new diets. The problem with most diets is that you can not eat enough (starvation diet), it is not enough variation (fixed) or you will go broke (meat diet). Consequently, cheating husband or ends after 3 days.

But now the miracle toddler diet. Over the years, you probably noticed the two-year entries always seem to be running smoothly. Now the secret of success revealed in this diet. Perhaps you should consult a doctor before starting this diet, otherwise you need to safely meet him afterwards.

Good luck!


DAY ONE

Breakfast: Scrambled eggs
on an egg, a piece of toast with plum jam. Eat two bites of egg, use your fingers, throw the rest on the floor. Take a bite of bread. Smudge then out jam in the face and clothes. Lunch:
Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, a glass of milk (three sips, pour the rest).

Dinner:
a stick, two pennies and a dime, 4 sips of Pepsi.

Supper:
Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.


DAY TWO

Breakfast:
Pick up cold toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla essence or hårläggningsvätska.

Lunch:
Half a lipstick "Shout Pink" and a handful of dry food for dogs (any flavor) An ice cube, if desired.

Snack: Lick
a mallet until it becomes sticky. Take it outside, drop it on the ground Lick until it is clean again. Then take it and drop it on the rug.

Dinner:
A small stone or uncooked pea, which is pushed into the left nostril. Pour juice over mashed potatoes, eat with a spoon.


DAY THREE


Breakfast: Two pancakes with
much syrup. Eat one with your fingers, rub into the hair. A glass of milk, drink half, stuff down other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's gavel from rug, lick the fuzz, put in finfåtöljen.

Lunch:
Three matches, peanut butter and jam sandwich. Spit the pieces on the floor. Pour a glass of milk on table and slurp it up.

Dinner:
A dish of ice cream, a handful of potato chips, raspberry drink. Try to laugh at your drinks through his nose.


LAST DAY


Breakfast:
A quartz tube of toothpaste (any flavor), a bar of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over a bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. When the flakes become gooey, drink milk and cereal to give your dog.

Lunch:
Eat bread crumbs from the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Locate the stick and eat it up.

Dinner:
A glass of spaghetti and Hot chocolate. Leave the meatballs to the dog.

Sunday, January 4, 2004

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A funny thing I got the e-mails ...

Okay It's the second day of the new year and I'm officially bored out of my mind, I've just got nothing to do. Okay it Can Have Something to do with That it's 20 minutes after 12 in the night But anyways. My Mom is also "totally bitched, nagging all the time and now she is freaking out just because my * precious * idiotic little sister can not find her way home * * coughslutcough well anyways, I have nothing to do then to ramble on in this....well I don't now what to call it...well so I'll just go back and read a FF.net story and wait until 'My Queen' shows up...hell she does really act like she is royal...can'r really stand it, but I guess she is fine some times, well I'll just go now before I start rambling about something else....