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first If you choke a smurf, what may be his face paint?
:: Um, illogical? Then you can not strangle a Smurf ... the email already dead * Muhahahaha *. Oh well ... erm .. a. .. uh they'll be purple, jepp ... uh, really have to get a little experiment here ...: rub my hands togheter evily and looks aroud myself for the unfortunate wictim (The Smurf), hehe That dosn't sound fun, the smurf, said in english, oh my poor, poor humor: * sigh * well ... oh, There It Is, sitting so peacefully on the mushroom ...: sneaks up behind the Smurf and Ponce on it, the while wrapping my hands around it's neck: * Muhahahaha *, aha, now email is scientifically proven: If you choke a smurf, his face purple: Told u so: * stick my tongue out childishly and push the .. onfortunate, and kind of coughdeadcough Smurf in my bed *: Nothing to see here folks:::
second Why are there not cat food with the taste of mice?
:: as you can not do work for the cats nor * freak *: look condescendingly on the idiot who dared to be heard: * humpf *:: third Why not shrink when it rains?
:: ehh ...* Blinks owlishly *... erm ...::
4th Why is the pool when it just is fifteen balls on the table?
:: ergh, it would not like let lote strange if you said to his friends, come on let's go and play fifteen or 'bump-balls-with-a-long pin-down-in-a-lot -hole-and-not-meet-the-black '... jo a billiard sounds probably better .. hm?::
5th Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
:: some sadistic bastard with too much time (which simply felt for messing) * muahahaha *::
6th How will the guy who drives the snowplow to work in the morning?
:: pfffh, stupid question * hit myself in the head at Obvious stupitity *, they put on a huge hair dryer until the plow of course! * Looks to the idiots as patronizing as only I Can *::
7th If a deaf sign an oath, when the mother wash his hands with soap?
:: no idea ... but it would of course was a little weird if he did not wash their hands if he did not swear ... just a thought ...::
8th Is infertility hereditary?
:: DUH! Of course! * Mutters something about idiots ... six, and walks away rolling my eyes *::
9th Now, if nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they then set it to the pan?
:: blink ... blink ... good question ... blink ...::
10th If you glue down a sandwich at the back of a cat and drop it from three meters high, will the cat land on feet or sandwich with the butter down?
:: oh a challange * squeals like a sugar high child and jumps to my feet *, I simply must test it Immediately! * Runs away to find a cat or a sandwich *... sometime later ...* sulks *... found a cat, But no sandwich, Do They just simply disapeared * looks around suspiciously for the culprit *::
11th If you are trying to prove Murphy's Law, it will be wrong?
:: Of course not!!::
12th Is there another word for synonym?
:: one synomym is a synomyn, period.::
13th Who is General Failure, and why he reads my hard disk?
:: Well Probably none coz; General Means, 'general' and Failure, 'wrong'. : Just a little to boring to come up with an witty retort right now:::
14th If super glue sticks to everything now, why not stick to the inside of the tube?
:: lets see, who's read chemistry ... hm ... maybe bacause Lim reacts with the O in the Air ...::
15th How to pay National Bank for its first printing money?
:: they robbed someone rich 'poor' seat, bought the press note and gave back what they took, convenient huh?! that way no one loses on the deal ...::
16th If love is blind, why is it so popular with sexy lingerie?
:: mmmh, why not just go nude! * Hehe *::
17th If a has-paw brings happiness, what happened to the hare?
:: poor bunny * sob *::
18th Why do you make an appointment with a psychic?
:: they may well not know everything either!::
19th Why called the rush hour when cars drive like the slowest?
:: to make it sound a bit more Exciting ... well how skulled et let with, forgive me for e late, 'snail traffic' ida 'again ... well ... mean a precise, one can and be Misunderstood ...::
Update [16:14]: Saturday, March 6, 2004
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Saturday, March 6, 2004
Connective Osteo Arthritis
Lite (perks) to consider ...
"No matter how hard people try, life is always 100% fatal." source:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=933698&chapter=14
I Have to write about last week I think I did something fun ... But I can not remember exactly What .... um ..... Have to figure that out first.....I'll maybe write about it tomorrow...don't have any lust (swe) to do it right now......
"No matter how hard people try, life is always 100% fatal." source:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=933698&chapter=14
I Have to write about last week I think I did something fun ... But I can not remember exactly What .... um ..... Have to figure that out first.....I'll maybe write about it tomorrow...don't have any lust (swe) to do it right now......
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