Saturday, March 20, 2004

How Do You Make A Motorcyclefrom Sugarpaste

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little to think about!

first If you choke a smurf, what may be his face paint?



:: Um, illogical? Then you can not strangle a Smurf ... the email already dead * Muhahahaha *. Oh well ... erm .. a. .. uh they'll be purple, jepp ... uh, really have to get a little experiment here ...: rub my hands togheter evily and looks aroud myself for the unfortunate wictim (The Smurf), hehe That dosn't sound fun, the smurf, said in english, oh my poor, poor humor: * sigh * well ... oh, There It Is, sitting so peacefully on the mushroom ...: sneaks up behind the Smurf and Ponce on it, the while wrapping my hands around it's neck: * Muhahahaha *, aha, now email is scientifically proven: If you choke a smurf, his face purple: Told u so: * stick my tongue out childishly and push the .. onfortunate, and kind of coughdeadcough Smurf in my bed *: Nothing to see here folks:::

second Why are there not cat food with the taste of mice?
:: as you can not do work for the cats nor * freak *: look condescendingly on the idiot who dared to be heard: * humpf *:: third Why not shrink when it rains?

:: ehh ...* Blinks owlishly *... erm ...::

4th Why is the pool when it just is fifteen balls on the table?

:: ergh, it would not like let lote strange if you said to his friends, come on let's go and play fifteen or 'bump-balls-with-a-long pin-down-in-a-lot -hole-and-not-meet-the-black '... jo a billiard sounds probably better .. hm?::

5th Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

:: some sadistic bastard with too much time (which simply felt for messing) * muahahaha *::

6th How will the guy who drives the snowplow to work in the morning?

:: pfffh, stupid question * hit myself in the head at Obvious stupitity *, they put on a huge hair dryer until the plow of course! * Looks to the idiots as patronizing as only I Can *::

7th If a deaf sign an oath, when the mother wash his hands with soap?

:: no idea ... but it would of course was a little weird if he did not wash their hands if he did not swear ... just a thought ...::

8th Is infertility hereditary?

:: DUH! Of course! * Mutters something about idiots ... six, and walks away rolling my eyes *::

9th Now, if nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they then set it to the pan?

:: blink ... blink ... good question ... blink ...::

10th If you glue down a sandwich at the back of a cat and drop it from three meters high, will the cat land on feet or sandwich with the butter down?

:: oh a challange * squeals like a sugar high child and jumps to my feet *, I simply must test it Immediately! * Runs away to find a cat or a sandwich *... sometime later ...* sulks *... found a cat, But no sandwich, Do They just simply disapeared * looks around suspiciously for the culprit *::

11th If you are trying to prove Murphy's Law, it will be wrong?

:: Of course not!!::

12th Is there another word for synonym?

:: one synomym is a synomyn, period.::

13th Who is General Failure, and why he reads my hard disk?

:: Well Probably none coz; General Means, 'general' and Failure, 'wrong'. : Just a little to boring to come up with an witty retort right now:::

14th If super glue sticks to everything now, why not stick to the inside of the tube?

:: lets see, who's read chemistry ... hm ... maybe bacause Lim reacts with the O in the Air ...::

15th How to pay National Bank for its first printing money?

:: they robbed someone rich 'poor' seat, bought the press note and gave back what they took, convenient huh?! that way no one loses on the deal ...::

16th If love is blind, why is it so popular with sexy lingerie?

:: mmmh, why not just go nude! * Hehe *::

17th If a has-paw brings happiness, what happened to the hare?

:: poor bunny * sob *::

18th Why do you make an appointment with a psychic?

:: they may well not know everything either!::

19th Why called the rush hour when cars drive like the slowest?

:: to make it sound a bit more Exciting ... well how skulled et let with, forgive me for e late, 'snail traffic' ida 'again ... well ... mean a precise, one can and be Misunderstood ...::

Update [16:14]: Saturday, March 6, 2004

Saturday, March 6, 2004

Connective Osteo Arthritis

Lite (perks) to consider ...

"No matter how hard people try, life is always 100% fatal." source:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=933698&chapter=14
I Have to write about last week I think I did something fun ... But I can not remember exactly What .... um ..... Have to figure that out first.....I'll maybe write about it tomorrow...don't have any lust (swe) to do it right now......