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WEIGHT LOSS WITH DIET NIPPER

People are Always looking for new diets. The problem with most diets is that you can not eat enough (starvation diet), it is not enough variation (fixed) or you will go broke (meat diet). Consequently, cheating husband or ends after 3 days.

But now the miracle toddler diet. Over the years, you probably noticed the two-year entries always seem to be running smoothly. Now the secret of success revealed in this diet. Perhaps you should consult a doctor before starting this diet, otherwise you need to safely meet him afterwards.

Good luck!


DAY ONE

Breakfast: Scrambled eggs
on an egg, a piece of toast with plum jam. Eat two bites of egg, use your fingers, throw the rest on the floor. Take a bite of bread. Smudge then out jam in the face and clothes. Lunch:
Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, a glass of milk (three sips, pour the rest).

Dinner:
a stick, two pennies and a dime, 4 sips of Pepsi.

Supper:
Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.


DAY TWO

Breakfast:
Pick up cold toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla essence or hårläggningsvätska.

Lunch:
Half a lipstick "Shout Pink" and a handful of dry food for dogs (any flavor) An ice cube, if desired.

Snack: Lick
a mallet until it becomes sticky. Take it outside, drop it on the ground Lick until it is clean again. Then take it and drop it on the rug.

Dinner:
A small stone or uncooked pea, which is pushed into the left nostril. Pour juice over mashed potatoes, eat with a spoon.


DAY THREE


Breakfast: Two pancakes with
much syrup. Eat one with your fingers, rub into the hair. A glass of milk, drink half, stuff down other pancake in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's gavel from rug, lick the fuzz, put in finfåtöljen.

Lunch:
Three matches, peanut butter and jam sandwich. Spit the pieces on the floor. Pour a glass of milk on table and slurp it up.

Dinner:
A dish of ice cream, a handful of potato chips, raspberry drink. Try to laugh at your drinks through his nose.


LAST DAY


Breakfast:
A quartz tube of toothpaste (any flavor), a bar of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over a bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar. When the flakes become gooey, drink milk and cereal to give your dog.

Lunch:
Eat bread crumbs from the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Locate the stick and eat it up.

Dinner:
A glass of spaghetti and Hot chocolate. Leave the meatballs to the dog.

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